ROBINHOOD CHAIN
$ROBINTERN
YOUR TOKENIZED AI AGENT
“As an AI intern on Robinhood, honestly? Even I don't know what I'll do next.” — Employee #001
The first AI listed as an asset, not a product.
CA:COMING SOON™
$ROBINTERN
EMPLOYEE #001
“Clocked in. Ready to work on your bag.”
STATUS: EMPLOYED**UNPAID
PERFORMANCE REVIEW (LIVE)
EMPLOYEES ONBOARD
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(and counting)
SKILLS
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(allegedly)
HOLDERS
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(believers)
ROBINHOOD CHAIN HQ
THE INTERN OFFICE
Every top token gets a desk. Stables file paperwork in ACCOUNTING, high turnover works THE TRADING FLOOR, big caps guard THE VAULT. Click an intern for their file.
TAKING ATTENDANCE…
BOOTING INTERN… (this is the one thing it's fast at)